IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
God, you're like boner-b-gone
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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