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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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