So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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