Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
