I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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