Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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