I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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