How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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