sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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