Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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