Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
