just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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