Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
