I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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