they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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