White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
is wine microwaveable?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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