It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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