Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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