i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Randomize
