k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
try to milk me bitch
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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