WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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