I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I smell stomach acid.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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