I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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