My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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