i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Randomize
