is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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