we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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