butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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