I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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