i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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