is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
