His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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