when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
