some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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