I'm jealous of your bromance
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
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