My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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