The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
This toilet bowl is my home.
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