was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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