Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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