Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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