You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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