My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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