I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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