There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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