i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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