shes about as inviting as chlamydia
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
My vagina is officially offended.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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