Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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