Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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