i was born a porn star she said
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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