How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
my sisters under your porch take her home
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I need moral support for this bender
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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